Inflato-Squirt FAQ
Q: What is Inflato-Squirt?
A: Inflato-Squirt is a revolutionary new technology that turns any object into a human.
What is Inflato-Squirt?Q: How does it work?
A: Our proprietary algorithmic process of inflation and squirting rearranges molecules to create an anthropomorphic form.
How does it work?Q: Is it safe?
A: Inflato-Squirt is completely safe. Side effects may include spontaneous humanization of inanimate objects.
Is it safe?Q: Can I use it to turn my toaster into a toaster-person?
A: We cannot recommend using Inflato-Squirt on household appliances. It's a toaster-person, not a toaster-person-ifier.
Can I use it on household appliances?