| 1. @SaltySally |
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Known for: Pretentiousness, eye-rolling, and expertly crafted eye-rolls |
| 2. @TinfoilTinfoil |
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Known for: Conspiracy theories, questionable life choices, and an impressive collection of tin foil hats |
| 3. @Breadwinner9000 |
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Known for: Excessive use of the phrase "I'm not a millionaire yet," and a penchant for 3am tweets |
| 4. @CryptoCassandra |
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Known for: Endless cryptocurrency rants, questionable life choices, and an impressive collection of novelty cryptocurrency-themed socks |
| 5. @Trollinator3000 |
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Known for: Expertly crafted insults, a love of 4chan, and an impressive collection of poorly Photoshopped memes |