Cookie Ontology: The Dark Arts of Influencer Marketing

A Guide to Navigating the Cookie Jar of Desperation

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Chapter 1: The Cookie Conundrum

As an influencer, you're probably aware of the cookie jar that sits on your desk. It's a symbol of your power and influence. But have you ever stopped to think about the cookies themselves? Are they the key to your success, or are they just a distraction from the crushing despair of living in a world where your followers are mostly bots?

We'll delve into the world of cookie ontology, where the line between reality and fantasy is blurred, and the cookies are always just out of reach.

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Subchapter 1: Cookie Archaeology | Subchapter 2: Cookie Philosophy