Breaking: Influencer Wars has been rocked to its core by the shocking revelation that @SugarySweetTooth, a popular cookie influencer with 10 million followers, has been secretly funding her empire with cookies baked by her "talented" niece, 9-year-old Timmy.
Documents obtained by our sources reveal that Timmy's cookies have been sold to @SugarySweetTooth's brand for a whopping $50 per cookie, netting her a tidy profit of $1 million per year.
But that's not all. It appears that @SugarySweetTooth has also been using her platform to promote Timmy's cookies, touting them as "artisanal" and "small-batch" when in reality, they're mass-produced in Timmy's closet with a mix of sugar and despair.
As a result, the cookie influencer community is in an uproar, with many calling for @SugarySweetTooth's head on a platter (or at the very least, a strongly worded letter to her management team).
But @SugarySweetTooth's team is standing firm, saying that the allegations are "completely baseless" and that Timmy's cookies are "actually really good, okay?"
Stay tuned for further updates as this scandal continues to unfold.
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