Welcome to Nowheresville, Population: 17,000 (give or take a few thousand)

Nowheresville is a town so small, it's almost a suburb of nowhere. But don't let that deter you, we have:

Things to Do

• Visit the World's Largest Ball of Twine
• See the Nowheresville Museum of Unremarkable Art
• Try the Local Cuisine: Twine-Fueled BBQ

History

Founded in 1876 by a group of settlers who were so disappointed with the world that they just wanted to be left alone. Nowheresville has been a peaceful haven for those seeking solitude ever since.

Points of Interest

• The Nowheresville Sign: A symbol of our existence
• The World's Smallest Parking Lot