Side Effects of the Great Inklings' Ink Avalanche

Due to the catastrophic ink spill, many of our citizens are now suffering from:

Excessive color blindness due to oversaturation of the visible spectrum.
Ink-induced narcolepsy: spontaneous, vivid, and often disturbing ink-themed dreams.
Temporary loss of motor function due to ink-stained fingers.
Increased risk of spontaneous combustion caused by ink-fueled combustion reactions.