Our Mission:
To boldly go where no one has gone before: into the messy, the muddled, and the utterly befuddlemented world of ink stains.
- Conducting rigorous, if unscientific, research on the aerodynamics of ink blotches.
- Publishing the quarterly journal "The Ink Blotched Times."
- Hosted an annual Ink Blotch Festival, featuring live demonstrations of the most creative ways to ruin a good shirt.