Abandoned Water Park: A Thrilling Adventure

Welcome to the world's most underwhelming water park experience! Abandoned in 2018 due to "sustainability issues" and "a general lack of visitors". Come for the eerie silence, stay for the mildy-rotten snack bar.

Current Attractions:

Opening Hours:

Always. Because who needs a schedule when you're not actually open?

Admission Price:

Negotiable. We're not really sure what we're charging anymore.

Employee-Only Zone (password required)