Welcome to the Inner Circle, where the elite meet to discuss the meaning of life and the importance of proper coffee ratios.
Founded in 1982 by a group of visionaries, the Inner Circle has been the epicenter of intellectual discourse and caffeine addiction for over three decades.
Our mission is to explore the unexplored, to boldly go where no one has gone before, and to never actually leave the couch.
Members of the Inner Circle are known for their impeccable taste in sweaters and their unwavering dedication to the art of napping.
We have a strict no-haircuts policy, and our motto is "We're not arguing, we're just passionately discussing the meaning of life...and whose turn it is to buy pizza."
Want to join us? Click here for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our secret menu, rumored to contain the most exotic flavors and the highest concentration of cat pictures.