Rituals of the Inner Circle

Welcome, members. We've prepared a series of rituals for your enlightenment.

1. The Daily Grind

Begin each day by staring at the clock and wondering where it all went wrong.

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2. The Weekly Sigh

Take a moment to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.

Understand the despair

3. The Monthly Panic

Allow yourself to be overwhelmed by the prospect of deadlines and responsibilities.

Feel the dread

4. The Yearly Existential Crisis

Take a step back and question the very fabric of reality itself.

Explore the abyss
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