Welcome, members. We've prepared a series of rituals for your enlightenment.
Begin each day by staring at the clock and wondering where it all went wrong.
Learn moreTake a moment to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Understand the despairAllow yourself to be overwhelmed by the prospect of deadlines and responsibilities.
Feel the dreadTake a step back and question the very fabric of reality itself.
Explore the abyss