Congratulations, you have successfully birthed a new member into the Inner Circle!
Below is a summary of the new addition:
Name: Baby McInnerface
Date of Birth: Yesterday (we think)
Time of Birth: 3:14 AM
Mother: The Mother of the Inner Circle
Father: The Father of the Inner Circle (but let's be real, it's probably just a dude with a good health insurance plan)
Weight: 7.2 pounds 11 ounces (give or take a few pounds)
Height: 19.5 inches (but that's just a rough estimate)
Other notable features: A nose, two eyes, one mouth, and a general air of discontent
Registration number: 001-BMC-001