The Sibling Code of Conduct: A Guide for the Inner Circle

Chapter 1: The Sibling Code of Conduct (Article 1)

Section A: Thou shalt not touch my stuff.

Unless explicitly invited, thou shalt not touch my stuff.

Especially the snacks.

Especially the remote.

Especially the cat.

Chapter 2: Sharing is Caring (Article 2)

Section B: When sharing, thou shalt do it fairly.

Do not hog the Wi-Fi, nor the last donut.

Unless thou art the last donut owner.

Chapter 3: Conflict Resolution (Article 3)

Section C: In case of sibling strife, do not:

1. Call Mom.

2. Fight with fists.

Instead, have a dance-off.

Or, if thou art really stuck, call a mediator.

Chapter 4: The Sibling Oath (Article 4)

I, the sibling, do swear to uphold the code.

And to love and respect my fellow sibling, even when they eat the last donut.