Inner Circle Application Form

Apply to join the esteemed Inner Circle, where the elite gather to plot world domination.

Eligibility:

Must have at least 3 functioning limbs, 1 working brain, and a taste for world domination.

Must have experience in at least 2 of the following areas:

• Overthrowing governments
• Mind control
• Cyber warfare
• Stealth ninja training

Application Process:

Submit your application in triplicate, including a 5-page essay on why you deserve to join the Inner Circle.

Please include a non-refundable $500 application fee, made out to the Inner Circle's bank account in a Swiss trust account.

Don't miss out on this opportunity to join the most exclusive club in the world!

Not sure if you qualify? Check out our Inner Circle FAQs