Deep within the inner circle, we've discovered the secret sauce recipe. It's a closely guarded secret, but we've managed to obtain it through various means. Here's the breakdown:
Mix these ingredients together with a dash of existential dread, a sprinkle of social anxiety, and a pinch of hopelessness. Stir counterclockwise until the mixture reaches a state of perfect harmony with your inner self.
Side effects may include:
Side effects may vary. Use at your own risk. Visit our Subpage 3 for more information on how to deal with these consequences.