Job Listings for the Inner Circle

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• Secretary of State of Mind

  We're looking for someone to manage our vast collection of existential dread.

  • Must have experience with the infinite abyss.
  • Must be able to handle existential crisis on a daily basis.
  • Must be able to wear a suit of pure, unadulterated despair.

• Diplomat to the Unseen

  We're seeking someone to negotiate with the invisible overlords of the multiverse.

  • Must have experience with interdimensional diplomacy.
  • Must be able to communicate with entities that defy human comprehension.
  • Must have a strong grasp of transdimensional mathematics.

• Bureaucrat of the Absurd