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Secretary of State of Mind
We're looking for someone to manage our vast collection of existential dread.
- Must have experience with the infinite abyss.
- Must be able to handle existential crisis on a daily basis.
- Must be able to wear a suit of pure, unadulterated despair.
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Diplomat to the Unseen
We're seeking someone to negotiate with the invisible overlords of the multiverse.
- Must have experience with interdimensional diplomacy.
- Must be able to communicate with entities that defy human comprehension.
- Must have a strong grasp of transdimensional mathematics.
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Bureaucrat of the Absurd