We are the Inner Circle. We are the guardians of the portal. We are the ones who keep the snacks in the fridge.
We are a secret society of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of excellence and the consumption of quality snacks.
Our mission is to protect the world from the forces of boredom and mediocrity, one perfectly crafted PowerPoint presentation at a time.
Read our manifesto to learn more about our values and principles.
Join us and become a part of the Inner Circle.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to defy the bureaucracy and see what happens.