Request Log

Mission: Buy 1,000,000 units of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO, soy-free, cruelty-free, conflict-free, locally-sourced, hand-harvested, artisanal, craft, small-batch, organic, gluten-free cheese

Mission: Steal 100 units of precious metals (gold, silver, and platinum)

Mission: Destroy 300 units of antiquated, obsolete, and useless technology

Mission: Launch 200 rockets at once and watch as they explode and/or crash