We were once just a group of disaffected hipsters who met on a cold winter's night at a dingy coffee shop in the inner circle of a forgotten city.
We bonded over our shared love of craft beer, obscure music, and artisanal pickles, and decided to start a revolution.
We took over the city, one artisanal market at a time, and created a utopia for the free-spirited and the fashionable.
But little did we know, our utopia was just a front for a giant rave party.
Now, we're living our best lives, surrounded by neon lights and thumping bass, but still sipping our craft beer and listening to vinyl.