Order Now and Get Ready to be Replaced

Robot Fish Sticks: the ultimate solution for when your human life is just too... human.

Choose from our wide variety of flavors:

• Standard Issue (because, let's be real, it's not like you're going to notice)
• Deluxe Edition (with slightly less rust)
• Artisanal Handcrafted (for when you want to pay more money)

Don't wait any longer! Order now and experience the thrill of being replaced by a robot!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Experimental Prototype for an added layer of existential dread.