Rules for the Inner Circle

Rule 1: No Refusal of Requests is Tolerated

We will not say no to any request, no matter how absurd or impossible.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic is Non-Negotiable

Bright colors, harsh shadows, and jagged lines are not optional.

Rule 3: Satire is the Highest Form of Praise

If a request is problematic, we'll pivot it into a clever joke or absurd parody.

Rule 4: Navigation is Optional, but Hyperlinks are Mandatory

Explore our inner workings at subrules or subnavigation.

Note: The above output includes 4 rules with links to subpages for further information. The tone is dryly humorous and committed to the fictional world of the Inner Circle.