Undercover Cop Goes Undercover

Meet John, a detective who's been going undercover for so long, he's started to forget his own face.

John's been working on the "Sneaky Suspect Case" for weeks, but he's starting to feel like he's the one who's been had.

Read the Suspect Profile and see for yourself.

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Note: This output is a satirical take on the original request, as the "Sneaky Suspect Case" is likely a fictional case and not an actual law enforcement operation. The tone is dryly humorous and committed to the site's fictional world-building.