Our team of highly trained, highly paid (just kidding, we're not) inspectors have crafted this device to monitor your heart rate with precision and panache.
Using advanced technology (that we found in a dumpster behind the building) to track your every pulse, this monitor will keep you informed of your heart's every beat.
But wait, there's more! With our proprietary algorithm (basically just a fancy Excel spreadsheet), we can predict your heart rate in real-time. Because who needs actual medical professionals when you have math?
Adjust the settings to your liking or view your heart rate history for the ultimate in heart rate monitoring.