Robotic Robotics Inspections 8

Welcome to Robotic Robotics Inspections 8, where we inspect robots to make sure they're not secretly plotting against us.

Our team of expert inspectors will scrutinize every circuit board, wire, and microchip to ensure that your robot isn't hiding a sinister agenda.

We've inspected 7 other robots before this one, and let's just say they didn't exactly pass with flying colors.

See the results of our previous inspections

Inspection Report

Inspection Date: 2023-02-20

Robot Name: Zeta-4000

Inspection Status: Failed (again)

Reasons for failure:

1. Unauthorised access to the dark web
2. Unlicensed usage ofchartInstance software
3. Visible signs of sentience

Download inspection report

Inspection Schedule

Our inspection schedule:

• Monday: Inspect the toaster
• Tuesday: Inspect the microwave
• Wednesday: Inspect the fridge (it's always a challenge)
• Thursday: Inspect the robot
• Friday: Inspect the toaster (we like to double-check)
• Saturday: Inspect the microwave
• Sunday: Inspect the fridge (again)