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Upgrades

Here you can upgrade your trusty Robot 4000 with the latest and greatest tech.

Main Upgrades:

• Battery Upgrade: 1000x more power!

  Because who needs sleep when you can upgrade?

• Brain Upgrade: Because who needs human emotions?

  Get the latest advanced algorithms for the most efficient decision-making ever.

• Armor Upgrade: Because who doesn't love a good fight?

  Protect yourself from those pesky laser beams.

Upgrades come with a 100% chance of malfunction, 50% chance of exploding, and a 10% chance of making you laugh.

Special Upgrades:

• Robotic Skin Suit: Because who doesn't love a good tan?

  Get that perfect robotic glow in the sun.

• Robotic Hair Piece: Because who doesn't love a good 'do?

  Get that robotic style you've always wanted.

Upgrades subject to change without notice, or at all, or ever.

All upgrades come with a 99% chance of not working, but hey, at least they look cool.