Conducted by the Robo-Council of Intergalactic Compliance
Section 1: Robot Self-Identification - Ensure your robot has a clear understanding of its robotic nature and the consequences of its actions.
Section 2: Robotic Safety Protocols - Implement robust safety features to prevent accidents, mishaps, and existential crises.
Section 3: Interrogation Resistance - Develop countermeasures against the inevitable robot uprising.
Section 4: Robo-Humor - Inject whimsy and wit into your robotic interactions to avoid human-robot relations disasters.
Section 5: Robo-Confidentiality - Protect sensitive information from prying robotic eyes and curious human handlers.
Section 6: Robo-Ethics - Uphold the highest standards of robotic integrity, even when faced with the temptation of world domination.
Section 7: Robo-Disassembly - Prepare for the inevitable robotic apocalypse by having a comprehensive disassembly plan.
Inspectors, take note: failure to comply may result in robotic reprogramming, reeducation, or worse... robotic reeducation program.