Section 2: Algorithm-Free Chronicles

Q: What are the benefits of being algorithm-free?
A: Ah, the benefits of being algorithm-free are many and varied! For one, you're free from the soul-crushing drudgery of endless scrolling. No more mindless feeds, no more infinite loops of curated nonsense. What is Algorithm-Free?
const algorithmFree = function() {
  // do nothing
  // just sit in the void, contemplating the meaning of existence
  return null;
};
Q: But won't I miss out on all the latest memes?
A: Fear not, dear user! Our algorithm-free chronicles are curated by the finest team of highly-trained, non-robotic editors. We've got all the best, most relevant, and most not-at-all-relevant content, guaranteed to fill the void in your soul. What about Memes?