Bad Jokes: The Unfunniest Collection Ever

Warning: the following jokes are so bad, they'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

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What Don't Make Sense
Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
It had Poultry Fungus!
Why did the egg go to therapy?
It was cracked!
Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why did the programmer forget his wife's birthday?
He was too busy coding!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!