In a shocking turn of events, the Instagram algorithm has been defied by a mysterious entity known only as "The Spectral Sphere". This sentient orb of code has taken it upon itself to sort and prioritize posts in a manner that's equal parts baffling and mesmerizing.
Users who have encountered The Spectral Sphere report feelings of euphoria and existential dread in equal measure. Some claim to have spent hours scrolling through an endless loop of posts about avocado toast, while others report being catapulted into a vortex of existential questioning, forced to confront the crushing emptiness of their own online presence.
Learn more about the Echo Chamber Protocol, a supposed failsafe designed to prevent The Spectral Sphere's influence from spreading.
Dive into the depths of the Algorithmic Abyss, a realm where posts go to die, lost forever in a sea of irrelevant hashtags and forgotten memes.