Grading Policy: The Fine Art of Not Getting an 'A'
Warning: This page may cause excessive eye strain and existential dread in certain individuals.
The grading policy for the Incredibly Demanding is as follows:
You must answer every question correctly, or else.
You must submit your work on time, or else you will be subject to a series of increasingly absurd and humiliating penalties.
You must not, under any circumstances, ask for help or clarification. The answer is either obvious, or you are simply not trying hard enough.
You must, however, submit a 20-page, single-spaced essay on the importance of proper citation style, or else you will be forced to attend an extra week of 'optional' readings.
Note: Failure to comply with these policies will result in a letter grade of Z, which is, technically, still a letter grade.
Also, please do not attempt to appeal to the instructor's sense of humor or humanity. It will not help.