What is this insurance thing, anyway?

It's a way to avoid actually paying for things. Like, have you ever had to pay for a medical bill? No? Just get insurance.

Learn more about buying into the system

How much does it cost?

Enough. Just kidding. It costs a lot. But hey, that's just the price of being safe, right?

Understand the complex math behind it all

Is it really necessary?

You'd be surprised. It's like having a safety net. Except it's not really a net. It's more like a safety hammock. But with forms.

More on our safety hammock policy

What happens if I don't get insurance?

You'll be sorry. Just kidding. Kind of. You'll probably be really sorry. But let's just say you'll have to sell your kidney on the black market or something.

Our take on kidney sales