Interdimensional Surfers Manual
Welcome, fellow dimension-hoppers! This manual is for you, the brave and the bewildered.
Pre-Surfing Checklist
- Check your sanity
- Fill out Form 27-B, "I'm Not Crazy"
- Buy insurance that covers interdimensional surfing
Don't forget to pack:
- Dimensional anchors (available at your local hardware store)
- Interdimensional sunscreen ( SPF 100,000)
- GPS device that works in non-Euclidean spaces
Now, grab your board and hit the waves!
For more information on Interdimensional Wave Patterns, visit Interdimensional Wave Patterns