Interdimensional Identity Crisis Support Hotline

Call us for all your interdimensional identity crises!

We're here to help you navigate the complexities of being a being from multiple dimensions at once. Are you experiencing:

• Identity Splintering (feeling torn between multiple parallel selves)
• Quantum Fluctuation Woes (unpredictable time-space continuum anxiety)

Don't worry, our team of expert Intergalactic Psychologists is here to help you ride the waves of interdimensional identity.

Call us now and get a free consultation on your first hour of interdimensional therapy!

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