Welcome, traveler, to the realm of CHAO$ PLAN, where the fabric of reality is woven with the threads of pure, unadulterated chaos.

We offer a variety of services, including but not limited to:

Quantum Leap - Experience the thrill of being everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
Interdimensional Surfin' - Ride the waves of infinite possibility.
Chaos Surfin' - Surf the chaos of reality, but be warned: it's like tryin' to_goals.