Interdimensional Accessory Safety Guide

Warning: Interdimensional travel can be hazardous to your mental and physical health. Please read this guide carefully before attempting to navigate the infinite expanse of the multiverse.

Section 1: Pre-Travel Protocols

1. Wear your favorite pair of plaid pants. They will provide excellent protection against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
2. Bring a spare set of socks. You never know when you'll encounter a dimension with a different foot size standard.
3. Don't forget your trusty dimensional compass. It's like a GPS, but with more existential dread.

Section 2: In-Travel Safety Tips

• Avoid eating the local cuisine. It's not just spicy, it's also sentient.
• Don't Blink at the wrong time. It's like trying to play a game of interdimensional dodgeball.
• When in doubt, just follow the signs. They're usually in a language you won't understand, but hey, it's better than nothing.

Section 3: Post-Travel Recovery Protocols

1. Return your items loaned to you by the dimensionals. It's like a library, but with more time paradoxes.
2. Fill out the interdimensional travel log. It's for the sake of science, or so we're told.
3. Don't forget to tip your dimension-hopping taxi driver. They're like, totally underpaid.

In case of emergencies, see section 4.

Section 4: Emergencies

If you encounter any of the following, stay calm and follow the instructions:

1. Dimensional Dissociation: You've become one with the cosmos.
2. Temporal Reentry: You're stuck in a loop.
3. Interdimensional Hyperspace: You're lost, but not lost.