John Doe, the 37-year-old champion of doing things awkwardly. Achievements:
- Accidentally tripped over own shoelaces 5 times in a single 5K run.
- Mistook elevator for the bathroom, spent 20 minutes trying to find a stall.
- Spilled coffee on 3 different people while trying to order breakfast.
Achievements unlocked:
- Bad Weather Avoider (10/10)
- Slow Cooker (8/10)
- Procrastinator 3000 (6/10)