Office Decorations 2020: A Review by John Doe
John Doe here. I spent all year reviewing office decorations. Here's the verdict.
The Best:
1. Fluorescent Pink Desk Lamps - 9/10. They're so bright, it's like being in a cave with a nuclear reaction.
2. The Mysterious Smell of Socks - 8.5/10. Who needs actual artwork when you can have a collection of missing socks?
The Worst:
1. The Inflatable Unicorn - 2/10. It's just so... sad.
2. The Overpriced Ugly Plant - 1/10. It's like they took all the money and put it in a vase.