JohnDoe: 8/10
Evaluation comments:
Almost got the stapler filled with the correct color of ink, but still managed to spill an entire ream of ink all over the conference room table.
Did, in fact, complete the assigned task of stapling reports in under 5 minutes, but only because the reports were already stapled.
Did, however, successfully use the copier to make a copy of the company's employee handbook, but only to create a makeshift paper airplane.
Was, in fact, on time for the meeting, but only because the meeting was delayed due to an impromptu game of office basketball.
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