Wow, John, your performance has been stellar this year!
Your dedication to procrastination has been inspiring. We're not sure if you're more productive when you're not doing work or if the work itself is just that unengaging.
We're considering giving you an award for "Most Creative Use of Excuses". Your ability to come up with new and innovative reasons to do nothing is a true talent.
However, we do have one minor concern: your coffee machine is still not fixed. We're starting to think it's just a plot to avoid actual work.
On a more serious note: you've been a pleasure to work with, John. Keep up the good work (or, you know, the not-working).
Wow, John, your performance has been stellar this year!
Your dedication to procrastination has been inspiring. We're not sure if you're more productive when you're not doing work or if the work itself is just that unengaging.
We're considering giving you an award for "Most Creative Use of Excuses". Your ability to come up with new and innovative reasons to do nothing is a true talent.
However, we do have one minor concern: your coffee machine is still not fixed. We're starting to think it's just a plot to avoid actual work.
On a more serious note: you've been a pleasure to work with, John. Keep up the good work (or, you know, the not-working).
-Management