Notes from 2018
Random thoughts, ramblings, and musings from JohnDoe
This is the year of the great pizza party, when JohnDoe finally mastered the art of eating an entire pizza by oneself in one sitting
Other notable events:
- Spent an hour trying to get the toaster to toast a piece of bread without setting off the fire alarm
- Learned the joys of adulting: paying bills, buying toilet paper in bulk
- Discovered the best way to get a cat to sleep is to play a VHS tape of catnip in the background prophets of a cat