JohnDoe's FAQ

Why is JohnDoe still using Windows 98?

Because it has a better interface than this fancy new stuff.

Also, it's not like he needs help, he's a master of the command line.

What is JohnDoe's favorite color?

Surprise, it's beige.

Why is JohnDoe so good at coding?

Practice, dedication, and a willingness to use the right tools for the job.