Section 1: The Three Pillars of Success
1. Be on time for your scheduled meetings with the Great Overlords.
2. Do not question the decisions of the Great Overlords.
3. Always wear your best 'I'm a minion' name tag.
Section 2: The Three Commandments of Innovation
1. Do not innovate without permission from the Great Overlords.
2. Do not innovate without a clear plan for the Great Overlords' approval.
3. Do not innovate without a budget for the Great Overlords' expenses.
Section 3: The Seven Sins of Procrastination
1. Browsing memes during work hours is a mortal sin.
2. Playing Solitaire on your computer is a mortal sin.
3. Eating a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting is a mortal sin.
And so on...
Appendix: The Great Overlords' Favorite Snacks
Because even the Great Overlords love snacks.