Alpha Beta Testers is proud to introduce our latest, greatest, most-not-even-remotely-reliable innovation: Duct Tape.
It's simple: we just wrap a bunch of tape around it until it works.
We've fixed a toaster to the ceiling with duct tape. It was a real challenge.
We've held a broken chair together with duct tape. It's still standing.
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