In the dimly lit, cramped server room of a mid-2000s webhosting company, Alpha and Beta Testers were born.
Our founding team of two misfits, Bob and Steve, were tasked with testing the limits of the web server's patience.
They spent countless hours clicking "submit" in an infinite loop, fueled by Red Bull energy drinks and stale office air.
As the server groaned under the strain, Bob and Steve discovered a hidden talent for creating the most obnoxious, yet somehow endearing, web experiences imaginable.
Fast forward to today, and our team has grown to include a cast of lovable, yet slightly deranged, testers.