Apply to the most dysfunctional team in the world

Are you ready for a workplace that's as exciting as a root canal? Do you enjoy microwaving last night's leftovers for lunch? Do you dream of a job where "team-building" is just a euphemism for "who ate the last donut"? If so, then we've got the job for you!

Our team is a hot mess of bureaucratic nightmares, petty squabbles, prophets, and occasional bursts of productivity. We're not looking for "team players" or "go-getters." We're looking for someone who can just get the paperwork done and maybe, just maybe, enjoy the rideประก

Requirements:

• Must be able to navigate a meeting with at least 5 minutes of awkward silence without losing your mind
• Must be able to eat a 3-day-old tuna salad without complaint
• Must be able to explain to your spouse why you're not actually a "team player"

Benefits:

• Free coffee (which we'll probably just leave in the break room for 3 days)
• Free dental insurance (which we'll probably just use for the copay on a root canal)
• Free stress leave (which we'll probably just use for a 3-day Netflix binge)

Apply now and join the most dysfunctional team in the world! Fill out the application form and maybe, just maybe, you'll make it through the first round of interviews without losing your mind.