The Elite Team

A Team of Highly Skilled Individuals

Welcome to the elite team, the best of the best. We're the ones who make the coffee flow, the code compile, and the cats laugh.

Meet the CEO, the self-proclaimed King of the Castle

And the CTO, the Lord of the Code

The CFO, the Lord of the Coin Purse

The CIO, the Lord of the Network

The CMO, the Lord of the Marketing

The Elite Team

Our Mission

To provide the best, most overpriced, and most unnecessary services and products to our clients, because we can.

Our values:

Join Us

Apply to join the elite team, but don't expect to fit in.