The Elite Team
A Team of Highly Skilled Individuals
Welcome to the elite team, the best of the best. We're the ones who make the coffee flow, the code compile, and the cats laugh.
Meet the CEO, the self-proclaimed King of the Castle
And the CTO, the Lord of the Code
The CFO, the Lord of the Coin Purse
The CIO, the Lord of the Network
The CMO, the Lord of the Marketing
Our Mission
To provide the best, most overpriced, and most unnecessary services and products to our clients, because we can.
Our values:
- We value our time, but only on Tuesdays.
- We value our coffee more than you do.
- We value our cats more than our clients.