About Watercooler User Behavior

What is Watercooler User Behavior?

It's a thing. A thing that happens in the watercooler.

People stare, they chat, they make awkward small talk. It's like a social experiment gone horribly wrong.

Types of Watercooler Users

• The Chatterer: The one who talks nonstop, never listens, and still expects you to care.
• The Gossipmonger: Spreads rumors faster than a digital virus.
• The Bureaucratic Bureaucratis: The one who insists on following the exact rules of the watercooler, even if they're nonsensical.
• The Quiet Observer: Just watches, never participates, and still somehow manages to make you feel uncomfortable.

See a list of typical conversation starters

Studies

We've conducted rigorous, totally-not-scientific studies on watercooler user behavior. Our findings are shocking.

74% of users will stare for at least 3 seconds before making eye contact. 42% will eventually ask you about your weekend.

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