Intern Tracking is a revolutionary new system that allows us to track your every move, thought, and snack break. It's like a digital version of that one friend who always knows where you are, what you're eating, and why you're not doing work.
You can't. We've already installed a tiny GPS tracker in your coffee mug. You can try to remove it, but our lawyers have a team of interns who are experts in "mug-related tort law."
Don't bother us, we're busy monitoring your productivity. Just type it into the chat bubble in the corner of your screen, and our AI-powered chatbot will respond with a witty remark and a link to another question that's almost, but not quite, relevant.