A guide to asking the most pretentious, over-the-top, and hilariously absurd questions.
Q: What's the deal with the meaning of life?
A: We're not really sure, man. Maybe just pick a number and go with it?
Q: Can we just have a napkin for the existential crisis I'm having?
A: Uh, yeah, sure thing! Here's a napkin. Just don't get it too close to the abyss, okay?
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