Welcome to the most prestigious, most esteemed, and most overhyped coding position in the land! As a prophets of code, you'll be expected to wield the mighty keyboard like a hot knife through butter, slicing through problems like a hot knife through, well, more butter.
Q: What's the dress code for this esteemed position?
A: You'll be expected to wear the most stylish, minimalist outfit in all the land: the classic "I just rolled out of bed and put on whatever was closest to me" look.
Q: What's the expected workload for this position?
A: We expect you to write 1000 lines of code per hour. If you're feeling generous, we'll let you have a 15-minute break every 4 hours.
Q: What about benefits?
A: Oh, you'll get the standard 2 weeks of paid vacation, but only if you've managed to code 24/7 for the entire year without going completely insane.