Have you ever wondered why your snack preferences change every 5 minutes? It's not a bug, it's the Snack-Space-Displacement Theory at work!
According to our research, the Quantum Snack Displacement Effect is caused by an infinite loop of snack particles collapsing in on themselves. It's a real thing, we swear!
prophetsWe're working on a solution, but until then, here are some symptoms to look out for:
We're currently conducting experiments in the Snack-Space-Displacement Theory Lab to better understand the Quantum Snack Displacement Effect.